melissa / mayhem

my waste of time place.
26. LA kid.
red lips and cinderella hips.
believe the hype...

melissamayhem at gmail dotcom
Me saying “Is anyone getting this on camera?”

Me saying “Is anyone getting this on camera?”

I’ve been waiting to receive this picture FOR MONTHS.
My friend’s bachelorette party.
Me getting a lap dance by THE RED POWER RANGER.
He complimented my hair.  I didn’t do the same.

I’ve been waiting to receive this picture FOR MONTHS.

My friend’s bachelorette party.

Me getting a lap dance by THE RED POWER RANGER.

He complimented my hair.  I didn’t do the same.

This life has been a test. If this had been an actual life, you would have received instructions on where to go and what to do. Angela, My So-Called Life
(via thebodega)

(via thebodega)

unpoco:debauchette:perlamoda:
Veronique A Maid, from the “Revenge” series by Ellen von Unwerth

unpoco:debauchette:perlamoda:

Veronique A Maid, from the “Revenge” series by Ellen von Unwerth

Tonight is a historic night:

imemilya:

#healthcare AND #rihannasforehead are BOTH trending topics on Twitter.

Where were you when the world changed?!?!?!?

Weird Al was at the Pixies last night....

…we’re standing behind some dude with crazy long curly hair and I said something like, “Hey check out Weird Al,” thinking it’s just a dude with crazy hair.

And he turns around.

Weird Al.

My celebrity sighting of the night.

Yeah, so...

the Pixies were AWESOME. Then we watched my absolute favorite episode of Mr. Show @ my friend’s place.

Recipe for a good nite.

Where is my Mind?

Where is my Mind?

I Bleed!

I Bleed!

Going to the Pixies tonight?!?
Come say hi! My breath will smell of Thai food and I’ll be standing with a bald dude.

Going to the Pixies tonight?!? Come say hi! My breath will smell of Thai food and I’ll be standing with a bald dude.